"This is the end / My only friend, the end." Not sure if Jim Morrison penned those words about Lipstick Jungle, but tonight could be the conclusion (or not) of your favorite female-empowerment hour.

WATCH

Lipstick Jungle [9 PM, NBC] - In order to prevent more NBC ventures into unscripted prank programming (see the KILL section), please watch this show tonight. We know you're all excited about Jon Brion at the Largo, but please just give LJ a look. Friday Night Lights returns next week in the same slot, and who doesn't want to watch women juggling career, family, love, sex and friendship? Don't answer that. Wendy (Brooke Shields) bids on a new project while struggling with Maddie (Sarah Hyland). The Today Show ("You can't fight synergy, Lemon. It's bigger than all of us.") calls on Nico (Kim Raver) for an appearance that destroys her personal life. Meanwhile Victory (Lindsay Price) tries to get her parents and Joe (Andrew McCarthy) to get along. Every viewer matters, people.

Monk [9 PM, USA] - WTK favorite Steve Zahn guest-stars as Monk's prison-escapee-half-brother who begs him to find the person he claims framed him for murder. This show makes us feel old, so we don't watch it too often, but with Zahn in the mix, we'll be landing on USA for more than just our Law & Order and NCIS needs.

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Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [12:35 AM, CBS]
Marisa Tomei and Paula Poundstone are the guests tonight in what seems like an homage to a talk show guest line-up from 1992. In all of the late night body hugging, we haven't heard very much from Ferguson, which is fine because his show is gradually becoming weird and funny enough to absorb some of Conan's stoner audience this spring.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! [12:05 AM, ABC] - The guest we are most interested in tonight is Jason Mesnick, the single dad star of The Bachelor. Michael Imperioli and the Zac Brown Band are also on the air, but we like the way Jimmy handles reality show contestants. He shows them an appropriate amount of respect to make them comfortable enough to sort of act like real people, not heavily coached spawns of network publicity departments.

KILL

Howie Do It [8 PM, NBC] - Now, we don't want to get off on a rant here, but seriously? How could you sit across the table from some dude in a terrible wig (see photo) who talks a lot like the host of Deal or No Deal and not figure it out that you were being Howie'd? Where are they finding these people to be the victim of funeral, dating show and clumsy waiter pranks and is it actually funny that they are so clueless or is it just sad? You can watch TV on your wristwatch but you can't notice when a restaurant/funeral parlor is a little too well lit or this stranger you have never seen before is barging and doing some kind of silly, annoying character. We're not mad at you, Howie. You know where your bread is buttered and you constantly talk with your hands together and your stand-up isn't bad. We are mad at the dumbass friends of the friends of people who responded to the Craigslist ad asking you to prank your dumbass friends. We'd rather watch primetime Leno. No, we'd rather pay to watch primetime Leno.