1/7 — I was shopping at the Banana Republic on Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills looking for post-holiday deals. While I was contemplating my purchases, I was drawn to a man standing by the shoes. He had the nicest ass, perfectly ensconced in a tight pair of Jeans, and he turned out to be STEPHEN MOYER, my favorite vampire from True Blood. He looked so pleasing to the eye that I would have dropped it all to cop a feel on that perfect ass. He seemed friendly enough as he interacted with the staff. He left without buying anything. I have seen a few celebs at this store, maybe he'll be back. Stephen, call me. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]