· Oscar-winning screenwriter Eric Roth will visit the WGA Theater, where he'll reveal the most insulting thing David Fincher ever called him during pre-production on Benjamin Button.

· At the Improv, King Davids of Comedy fundraiser promises the Jewishest stand-up event of the season. Or, if you're feeling more secular, try Maude Night at UCB.
· It's somebody's biiiirrrthdaaayyy!!! Is it you, Elvis? Is it you?? The Avalon's throwing you a party! Yay!