Just before Anne Hathaway received Mary Hart's advice to shut up and bleach, the actress was on the Palm Springs red carpet with stern words for onetime paramour Barack Obama.

When quizzed by E! about what she expects in 2009 from Barack Obama, Hathaway burnished her gay bona fides (already sparkling after starring in Brokeback Mountain and saving her brother's same-sex wedding) and noted, ""I expect him to explain that choice of Rick Warren. I don't get it. All my friends and I were trying to figure it out, but we just can't. So I'd love that." You know, Anne, sometimes you get sweet-talked by an apparently charitable man, invite him into your life, and then find out that his overseas transactions were a lot shadier than you'd originally thought. Who can't relate?