Twitterin' Britney Updates Us On Her Giant, Man-Eating Ladyparts
Subscribers to Britney Spears's official Twitter feed (yep—Brit's Twitterin'!) have grown accustomed to updates like "I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!"
But not even the most die-hard Britney fans, inured from countless limo-disembarking genital-flashes, could have been prepared for this announcement:
"Hi Y'all. Brit Brit here, just wanted to update all on the size of my vagina. It's about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth"
What was initially thought to be the malicious work of an online hacker is now looking to have been an authentic update from Britney's own mobile phone, the singer wanting to finally come clean about how her public-parts have grown in recent years to monstrous, Sarlacc Pit-like proportions.