Yes the holiest of unions has been sanctioned. 31-year-old Bryan has married Graciella Sanchez, lil' preggers Jamie Lynn's manager. If we lived in California we'd probably say "fuck you." [Us]

  • Jennifer Aniston is maybe also getting married! She conned John Mayer into it! Protect this institution! [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ironic. Alanis Morissette says marriage too. [Showbiz Spy]
  • In her pursuit of the Most Useless Soundbite of the Brand New Year trophy, Angelina Jolie wants to be a tiger, she tells an area jackass. [Showbiz Spy]
  • That girl who put on lipstick using only the power of her tits is having a baby. I'm referring to Molly Ringwald, cheese head! [Star]
  • Flirt alert!!!!!!!! Chace Crawford's alien space sex robot penis is pretty interested in Richard's number one iTunes friend, Leona Lewis. She's British and sings power pop ballads! Chace wants to do her! That Gossip Girl star is so straight! [Star]
  • The delightful Oscar-winner Mercedes Ruehl is in a new play! You should go see it. Richard Greenberg wrote it. He's a big fat Pulitzer winner. Awards! [Playbill]

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