As we wind down another year of mind-boggling Hollywood highs and lows, we thought we'd crack open the 2008 archives and bring you some of our personal favorites. Our choices after the jump:

KYLE

10 of my favorite posts:
 · 7 MTV-Defining Stars Who Wouldn't Be Allowed on MTV Anymore
· What Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Choice in Pirate Shirts Can Reveal About This Election
· 'Star Magazine' Readers in Revolt After Mario Lopez 'Chesthairgate' Scandal
· EXCLUSIVE: MTV VMAs Host Russell Brand Takes the Defamer Pop Culture Test
· How the 'Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex' Rumor Fooled The Internet
· DreamWorks Assistant Thinks 'Rosh Hashanah' Is Newest Hollywood Power Broker
· 'Twilight' Star Robert Pattinson Wonders Why You're So Afraid of His Chest Hair
· New, Oversharing Adrien Brody Takes You Inside the Castle 'King Kong' Built
· Ten Hairy Hippies That Do Inexplicably Well With The Ladies
· Brooke Hogan on Sarah Palin: 'Who's That?'

5 of my favorite headlines:
 · Sometimes There's So Much Booty In the World, It Feels Like Kevin Spacey Can't Take It
· Who Needs '90210' With This Lucrative Gig Impersonating Zach Galifianakis?
· Marcia Brady on Anal Sex: 'Ow, My Rectum!'
· McCain Scores Crucial Endorsement From One Half of 'The Cutting Edge'
· Pop Quiz: Is This Colin Farrell, or the Hot Homeless Dude Outside Trader Joe's?

5 posts with pictures you could get lost in:
 · 'Brokeback Mountain' Author Not Interested in Your 'Zombie Jack Twist' Fan Fiction
· Arriving Astride Winged Serpent, Satan Himself Announces Rinna/Hamlin Reality Show
· Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in 'Sex Shop Musical'
· Has 'Jennifer's Body' Removed the R-Rated Areas On Jennifer's Body?
· Scott Caan Gives Defamer Commenter a NSFW Christmas Present

STV

STV's Picks
 ·Teenagers Fuck (And Other Lessons From The Miley Cyrus Debacle)
'Spirit,' '7 Pounds' and 'Revolutionary Road': A Taxonomy of Trash
· Josh Groban: Emmy Laughingstock or Accidental Genius?
· Late Child Star Heather O'Rourke Writes Outraged Memo to God Upon
Learning of 'Poltergeist' Remake
· The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain
· Why You Don't Care About Eddie Murphy
· Empty Desks, Fire Sales, and Other Signs of the Weinstein Apocalypse

Fine Art
 · BREAKING: Nikki Blonsky Injured, Arrested in Brutal Luggage-Defense Melee
· Sign Defamer's M. Night Birthday Card!
· Nikki Finke vs. Sharon Waxman: The Grudge Match Continues
· So Did You Hear The One About Jodie Foster And The 20-Something Endeavor Agent?

SETH

Posts of Note
 · Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen
· Hollywood 2: Dawn Of The Ladies
· The Indiana Jones PlunderWatch Clock
· Defamer Transcription Service Presents: A Visit With The Trumps
· Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz
· Send Everyone Else Home: In The Bachelor's Stacey, We Found A Slut We Can Take To Mom
· Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat
· Carrie Fisher Comes Full Circle
· Who Said It: John Cusack, Diablo Cody Or Bob Ross?
· SNL's Gay Minstrel Show

Headlines I Like
 · 'Guitar Hero: The Movie' Rich In Ratnerian Themes Of Artistic Fakery
· Barbara Walters Recalls Riding In The Bus With Her Emotionally Retarded Surrogate Daughter, Rosie
· JC Chasez: 'Chace Crawford Is Not My Bum-Junkie'
· Hilton Flack Elliot Mintz Elicits Angry Statement From Nat'l Assoc. for the Advancement of Oompah Loompahs
· All The ऌs Have Been Crossed And The ऱs Dotted
· A Beaming George Takei Spotted Lingering Over July Issue Of 'Brides' Magazine
· Katie Holmes Poised To Make Her Broadway Escape In 'All My Sons' Revival
· 'Even I Draw The Line At Hitting My Own Mother,' Says Outraged Joker About Recent Christian Bale Arrest
· Easy-Meal Jihadist Rachael Ray Promised 72 Extra-Virgins In Paradise
· Fire Up Your Oscars: Here Come Da 'Milk'!

Misty Photoshop Mem'ries
 · Brad Pitt's Cryptic New Tattoo Explained!
· Uma Thurman's 'Happy Stalked Actress Day' Card: A Defamer Recreation
· The Grazerhead Halloween Mask
· Ryan Phillippe Doing His Part To Prevent L.A. Real Estate Bubble From Popping
· Robert Downey Jr. Falls Deeper Down The Mustache Hole, George Clooney: Keeper Of The Stache
· For His New Murder Trial, Phil Spector Chooses Hives-Chic
· SAG Celebrity-Standoff Holiday Cards: Joyeux No-el and Happy Yea-nukkah!