· The Marshall Tucker Band play the House of Blues, Gipsy Kings at The Conga Room, and Akon does whatever it is Akon does at Club Nokia.

· It's The 2008 It Sucked! Awards, with your hosts Bristol and Willow Palin, a.k.a. Dannah Feinglass and Danielle Schneider. At the UCB Theater.
· Celebrate Defamer's imminent emancipation from Nick Denton's twisted clutches (he made us wear lace doily collars! It was awful!) with a night of karaoke at Fubar! (Warning: Fubar caters to homosexuals.)