Upon being confronted with last week's Jennifer Aniston nudesapalooza, Defamer commenter icallthebigonebitey said, "Someone call me when Scott Caan does a similar photo shoot." Bitey, we have paparazzi service X17 holding for you.

The telefoto lens-equipped shutterbugs were in place to snap Caan changing clothes after a day of surfing (just before rainstorms dampened California's sunny December buzz). Though we'd tell you more about the simply outrageous invasion of privacy, we have a feeling that at this point in your scroll-down, text is just a blurry nuisance outside your peripheral vision.

[Photo Credit: X17]