Though she's had limited success retaining acting jobs or remarking about our nation's first "colored" president, it's comforting to know that Lindsay Lohan still has one thing left she can excel at: penning Myspace blogs. Still, even Lohan is aware that Myspace is so 2006, and thus, she's attempted to join the mass migration to Facebook. Sadly, Facebook promptly deleted her account, prompting Lohan to flee back to Myspace for an anti-Facebook rant (which, like any anti-Facebook rant, would not be complete without a complaint about the site's new redesign):

facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be "posers" which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don't know. which is why i don't run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today... i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and "log in" name in, a red sentence came up saying..

Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

wow! i was in shock...here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE "FAKE" OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site?...here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account.

We can only hope that Facebook will heed Lohan's hoarse cries and reinstate her account, as a social networking site without her is like a Roosevelt pool without a corpse. What would we do without "Lindsay Lohan became a fan of CAMEL LIGHTS" in our news feed, or status updates reminding us that "Lindsay Lohan is: employable"?