Do Barack Obama's "press conferences" and "podiums" and "fancy logos" lead you to believe that the president-elect actually has any power? Fox News has published an explosive expose revealing that the "'office of the president-elect holds no authority" under the Constitution!

President-elect Barack Obama is looking very presidential these days. When he makes an announcement, he is ringed by American flags and stands behind a lectern that has a very presidential-looking placard announcing "The Office of the President-Elect." But the props are merely that. Under the Constitution, there is no such thing as the Office of the President-elect. Technically, Obama will not even become the president-elect until the Electoral College convenes after the second Wednesday in December and elects him based on the results of the Nov. 4 general election, as stated in the Constitution.

So there, Libtards! Barack Obama is not even the President-elect yet! Thank god Fox is here to school us on how things actually work, because all of those tricky "bells and whistles" had convinced us that Uncle Obama was our new President-For-Life. But he is not the President, where is George W. Bush? Anyone? Oh man, no Presidents! America can eat all the candy it wants and stay up alllll night!