Yes, that's Britney Spears on the cover of Rolling Stone, with the least exposed flesh she's ever shown on the cover of that magazine. Her interview inside is similarly unrevealing, mostly recounting Britney's dating travails (of one beau, Britney said she was "trying to ask him questions, like, 'OK, you're into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?' And he was like, 'Oh, all kinds'"), though she does take the time to tweak Kevin Federline's skills as a father. It may not surprise you, reader, to learn that K-Fed's kick game is far superior to his parenting:

The boys spend most of their time with dad Kevin Federline, and Spears says she is critical of some of his parenting choices. The children "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes," she says. "He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

Still, we imagine that a specific track on Spears's upcoming album, Circus, may provide Federline with some plausible deniability. Certainly, listening to 3-year-old Preston sound out, "Mommy, what does 'If You Seek Amy' mean?" will provide the children with an exciting buried memory to recover during their inevitable stays at Baby Promises (opening in 2011, or whenever the permits go through!).