A hearty, icky round of Defamer congratulations to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, whose coupled-up villainy on The Hills finally culminated with an actual marriage this past week in Mexico. Though the fifteen-minute ceremony was supposedly hatched on the spur of the moment, at least Montag and Pratt had on hand something borrowed (time), and something new (her breasts). Few details have emerged yet, but we'd like to believe the bride wore vintage Ed Hardy and walked down the sandy aisle to her own, Autotune-d rendition of "Here Comes the Bride" (featuring T-Pain). People has the story:

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Montag told Perez Hilton of the ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas. Montag, 22, and Pratt, 25, have chronicled their off-again, on-again (for good this time!) romance on The Hills – including a season cliffhanger about whether or not they were really engaged. [...] They're not currently filming any episodes for MTV's The Hills.

Which begs the question: if two reality stars marry and there are no cameras around to record it, do their vows make a sound? Wait, who are we kidding: these pictures are going to be up on Bauer-Griffin by the morning. Mazel tov, you crazy kids!