Hot dog! We have a wiener! And it's Hillary Clinton, who may or may not have been offered and may or may not accept the job of Secretary of State. Whee!
A famous blogger is in trouble with the law!
Happy TV Christmas and Thanksgiving everyone!
Ashley Dupre is back! She's on TV and everything! We have advice for her.
Al-Qaeda called our new president names and a douchebag sued over getting called a douchebag.
Another week, another opportunity to just write PUPPIES!
Next week, Bill O'Reilly will take on beatniks. Did you know they listen to jazz?
Katie Couric tried some more GOTCHA JOURNALISM with Dave.
Soon Anna Wintour may be out of job! But, like, maybe voluntarily. Unlike you and everyone else in the nation. There's always Dubai.