Good morning and happy Monday, dear friends. I may or may not have had a few drinks with the author of Gossip Girl over the weekend, so you'll excuse me if I quietly explode on the ground. While I'm doing that, you can entertain yourselves with blind items about a relapsed actress, a too-grabby actor, and, yes, a secretly gay actor. Shock! 1) "Which recently rehabbed actress is still dabbling in the hard stuff? Whatever she put up her nose the other night was so toxic, it melted the Blackberry screen she was using to cut up her drugs." [NYDN] 2) "Which leading man's pervy behavior got out of line? On an upcoming episode of this drama series, he has a physically intimate scene with a female costar. The actor kept insisting that his sexual fondling of her wasn't quite perfect and demanded multiple takes. The female costar was furious over the pervert's actions, but kept her temper on set. However, she did call the producers into a closed door meeting afterward to read them the riot act. The show's scribes have since been instructed to cut her relationship with the lead short." [BlindGossip] 3) "Which Hollywood hunk has a secret boyfriend? The hoards of women vying for his attention will be blubbering into their hankies." [Mirror]