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Americans plan to spend a lot less on presents this Valentine's Day, according to a survey. In fact, one-quarter of respondents said they planned to spend nothing at all! If you find yourself in this situation and the love of your life bails on you, try reminding him/her that not only are pets getting presents for Valentine's Day nowadays, but some people will be risking life and limb to pick up candy and flowers on Sunday. Fail to pick up a heart-shaped box of chocolates and the terrorists have won!