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• Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley have released a photo of the baby they adopted, a special needs child from Korea. According to the actress' charity website, the couple "named their daughter Nancy Leigh and she will go by the nickname Naleigh. She is named after Katherine’s mother Nancy and Katherine's sister Margaret Leigh." This is one cute baby, but her mom sure is a handful. [AP, People]
• The nuns at Lady Gaga's high school, Convent of the Sacred Heart on East 91st Street, seem to find the Poker Face singer a little too intense. When they were reportedly shown a video of her bizarre, bloody performance at the VMAs the other night, they "were not amused." But really, did anyone actually find that funny? [P6]
• Ivanka Trump has absolutely no plans to sell photos from her October 25th wedding to Jared Kushner at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ. While it could be argued that her parents are media whores, this apple apparently does far fall from the tree. [P6]

• Hope you have some tissues handy: Avril Lavigne and her musician husband Deryck Whibley have separating after three years of marriage. [Us]
• Martha Stewart is sympathizing with Jessica Simpson over the loss of her dog, Daisy. But she also says Simpson should've been more careful about watching over the dog. Meanwhile, the group of experts helping Jessica try to track down her pup have called off their search. [P6, TMZ]
• The Friars Club has invited Kanye West to its next annual roast. We're not so sure Kanye's oversized ego could handle it. [NYP]
• In other Kanye news, he was nominated for nine BET Hip-Hop Awards, but it's unclear whether he'll show up at the awards ceremony, which will air on October 27. [AP]
• Megan Fox just keeps on talking. She's now called her sexual power "a strange, sort of almost supernatural thing," Her new film, Jennifer's Body, hits theaters tonight, so don't expect to continue hearing these juicy tidbits much longer when she stops promoting her film. [People]
• One of the people suspected of breaking into Lindsay Lohan's and Audrina Patridge's homes was arrested yesterday. Wouldn't it be awesome if the burglar wrote a tell-all about what he really saw when he was inside their houses? Just thinking aloud here, sorry. [NYDN, People]
• Michelle Williams tells Vogue that at a local coffee shop, a six-year-old girl innocently said to her daughter, Matilda, "What's it like being famous? Are you so sad that your daddy died like Michael Jackson?" This may rank right up there as one of the top five most awkward moments. Ever. [Vogue]
• Halle Berry told Jay Leno on his show last night that she is not pregnant. But don't let that stop you from continuing to say she is. [People]
• Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler have a shared love of the sauce, specifically vodka. Jen told the comedian it's her "drink of choice" because it has no sugar and helps her keep her svelte bod. [E!]
• The door people at the alice + olivia presentation in the Meatpacking District the other night didn't recognize Mena Suvari. Poor girl. [P6]
• Chris Brown is paying three off-duty cops to protect him while he does his community service. Sissy. [TMZ]
• Michael Jackson's family is pissed at the promoters of the upcoming film This Is It, due out Oct. 28. The family suspects the movie is being used as propaganda to exonerate the King of Pop's show promoters, AEG Live, and prove that Michael was in good health and wasn't being exploited. [P6]
• Amy Winehouse has resurfaced! She went out with her friend (boyfriend?) singer Tyler James in London last night for a belated celebration of her 26th birthday. Yeah, we don't really care either. [Sun]
• The Twilight sequel, New Moon, isn't coming out until November 20th, but many showtimes have already been sold out. Teens are freaking, obvs. [THR]
• Madonna was spotted in see-through pants. Wait, is she wearing boxers under there? [3AM]
• As for Pink, she performed in a crazy-revealing outfit at a concert in Seattle Tuesday night. She should really tip her bikini waxer more. [Superficial]