Steve Jobs, ailing Apple CEO 2.69K Owen Thomas 10/30/08 08:00PM Filed to: Fright Masks Fright Masks Halloween Steve Jobs Apple Valleywag How to wear it: Black mock turtleneck, blue jeans, and an iPhone. How to scare them: Find an Apple shareholder. Clutch your stomach and groan. Next: Kara Swisher, obnoxious AllThingsD blogger