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The financial news of the past year has provided plenty of inspiration to entrepreneurs looking to capitalize on the misery. But will the public rush to stores to scoop up a video game called "Bailout Wars" (above)? Will people bypass their chewing gum of choice and seek out "Meltdown Gum" instead? And would anyone in their right mind be interested in a football jersey with Bernie Madoff's name on the back? Only time will tell, of course. In the meantime, you'll find a collection of very timely—and very dubious—trademarks, all for products ripped from the financial news headlines of the past year, below. Coming soon to a store near you! Or, you know, not.

You may not be interested in a Madoff-branded headband. But at the very least, Bernie could use them to curry favor with the scary-looking dudes who spend their days in the prison yard lifting weights.

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The "Ponzi" board game: the perfect gift for your impressionable child this holiday season!

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Not all that excited to wear a pair of pants with "The Great Recession" stamped on them? Darren Ofsink is hoping you're in the minority.

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This was a trademark that Target filed back in April, but they've since abandoned it. If you'd been hoping to start a line called "Fashionista Recessionista," too, rest assured you still can.

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Menu boards called "Ricession Proof"? Let's hope it's a Chinese restaurant.

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Considering a pharmaceutical company applied for this trademark, we're going to assume that chewing on "Meltdown Gum" releases some sort of anti-anxiety medication to soothe your nerves on days when the market is tanking. Like today.

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Lehman Brothers didn't survive the downturn. Here's hoping the ladies of "Lehman Sisters" have better luck!

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