I had no idea what this email was about. It seemed designed to get me to go to some website. For a second I thought, what if I forgot to pay Barney's New York again? Do they harass you online now? Yet after I clicked the URL at the bottom, I still didn't understand the story. Is it a blog, a splog, or a dog? On the Internet, David Sedaris might drone, no one can tell if you're human. Chief, if you want my attention, send me your next layoff.