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You know who is really suffering these days? The investment bankers and corporate lawyers who had been accustomed to getting their action at the office during the boom years, but who have been forced to endure a dramatic downturn in workplace sex now that going to work every day is, well, more work-like:

According to completely non-scientific and anecdotal evidence we collected talking to an HR person at a major Wall Street firm, this isn't happening anymore. The boom apparently encouraged this kind of crazed behavior and the decline has reigned it in. "People just aren't having sex in the office any more,' the HR person said. 'It's like the crash dampened their hormones."

Fortunately, for a handful of Wall Street firms at least, this trend should reverse itself pretty quickly. In fact, if you can see the offices of Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan from your office window, now would probably be a good time to dust off your telescope and get ready for a good show or two.

Sex In The Office Declines Thanks To Downturn [Clusterstock]