All you need to know is the New York Post — a good newspaper for breaking stories — did a "thumbsucker" article. It speculates on whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is doing more, or less, to launch a music service. It tells you nothing Jordan Golson didn't post a year ago. Nonetheless, you'll be reading all about Facebook's music service for the next 24 hours. We can't unspin every tech industry story on the Internet, but I'm starting to think we need a "Hot Air Alert."