There's only one more of these things, people—so let's make them count. Decked out in their finest West Coast Choppers gear, Mollseroonie and her gay husband Ed (and their canine Third World orphan Wagandstuff) attempt to make Molly cry with sad songs. It doesn't work on Molly, but we were definitely shedding real tears of pain during their Melissa Etheridge duet, and tears of happiness when it was over. One, two! To Do!· Adventures in Loneliness at UCB · Tegan and Sara at the Fonda · Clue at the Next Stage Theater · Plants and Animals at Spaceland