"Ha Ha Ha. I Swear To God Todd, If You Try To Touch Me One More Time I Will Reprogram Cindy To Kill You. They Taught Me How To Do That. Just Open A Little Hatch In Her Back. It Took Weeks, But I Learned." 5.85K Richard Lawson 10/15/08 11:26AM Filed to: open caption open caption sarah palin Politics bauer-griffin [Todd and Sarah Palin stumping in Scranton (awwwwkward!) today; image via Bauer-Griffin]