How Many Cities Should We Burn When Obama Loses?
In the good old days of the 1960s, everyone was always scared that Black People were going to burn all the cities down. They burned a couple pretty good, understand, and then all the white people left the cities and things sucked for a generation or two, until the white people all came back, thanks to Rudy Giuliani. Now, though, if Obama loses, Black People will burn all the cities down, again! It's true, syndicated talk radio host Bill Cunninghan (that is an actual photo of him) said so, on his radio program.
CUNNINGHAM: Will this town burn down if he loses? CO-HOST: I don't know. What do you think? CUNNINGHAM: Yeah. I think there will be 100 cities burning if Barack loses. Yeah, that's what the black intelligentsia says.
Huh. Ok! But which 100 cities will they burn? Honestly are there 100 major cities with large militant Black populations? Based on census numbers, it looks like we can be pretty sure some of these cities will be burning but will it really get to 100? Will St. Paul honestly burn? Fort Lauderdale? No, we can confidently say that should Obama lose no more than a dozen cities will be burned to rubble by violent mobs of militant black rioters. Cunningham, we call on you to correct your claim.