'The Number of Porn Movies Currently Being Shot With Joe Biden Look-Alikes Is Alarming'

Well so, OK, the world is ruined. The concept of "money" no longer exists and a makeshift barter system has sprung up in its place. A soiled wig is worth one subway ride, a clean wig is worth a taxi ride, and a Commie for best comment of the week? Worth it's weight in m.f.'in gold. So praise the six who've received the honor this week after the jump, then plot and scheme as to how to steal it away from them.

• From meechybee in The McCain Wanders Around Aimlessly Montage: "OMG, it's my dad at the mall!"
• From BullfightsOnAcid in The Top Ten Scapegoats For America's Depression: "I blame King Alyattes in Sardis, Lydia, Asia Minor who minted the first coins. What was he thinking?"
• From sadclown in Katie Couric Honestly Read the Economist, Unlike Certain People: "man... if this gal hosted a nightly newscast the ratings would be HUGE!"
• From Unfun in 'Just Got Laid-Off Now Looking To Get Laid': 5 Types Of Recession Sex: "Are they going to cry in my arms after coming? Because ew."
• From mathnet in Project Runway: Tandem Bicycling Into My Heart: "Dear My Next Boyfriend, You will be called my Love Interest so please enjoy that."
• Your Party Pick (and we would have picked this too, anyway) goes to rosaluxembourgeoise in McCain: Obama Is Touch and Angry: "The next step, vice-projection: 'Joe Biden is an aggressively incurious, barely literate testament to the foul state of American politics; furthermore, the number of porn movies currently being shot with Joe Biden look-alikes is alarming.'"

Good work everyone! Stay outta the poor house!