Yesterday you guys seemed to think that our out of control cougar was Drew Barrymore. Which is very strange. Because she is young. But the people have spoken. Anyway, today we have a celebrity who still sends texts to his ex-girlfriend, a big time movie director who got robbed by hookers, and a rapper who is pretending to be rich. 1) "Which rowdy celeb is hounding his ex with text messages and is still under the illusion they are dating? She has definitely moved on." [Mirror] 2) "Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into! Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but hey, whattaya want.) Anyway, flash forward a few hours Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion." [CDaN] 3) "This female rapper continues… giving the impession she’s ballin big with money to waste. In reality: She rents her designer bags and jewelry… She’s broke but she can’t seem to let the bling-bling lifestyle go. She’s addicted to material wealth and will spend her last penny renting the finer things in life instead of buying food or paying rent. When she’s desperate for cash, she [services] rappers and industry men." [BlindGossip]