Elisabeth Hasselbeck: If You Want To See 32, Listen To Molls
Let's face it: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the anti-Christ, a yippity Right Wing parrot, a docking pod hardwired to broadcast every vermiculate talking point hatched in Karl Rove's sinister mind. But she also seems like a nice girl, doesn't she? Molls thinks so, at least—maybe it's because they're both Boston College alum—and takes time out of her schedule to lay it on the line for Liz. Heed her words, Ms. Hasselbeck, for failing to do so could result in what's seeming more and more like your inevitable fate of being scratched into a pile of hamburger meat by four co-hosts who have had quite enough of your slidewhistle voice. Here's whats to do:· New Kids On The Block at the Staples Center · The Black Lips at The Glass House · Joe Frank at Largo · The Rob Z Program at El Cid