So, yesterday the secretly faggy mega tween star turned out to be, according to y'all, Zachariah Efronica. Apparently he boned Urrrrrrrsher. Funny! Today we have a pretend celebrity couple, a singer who jeeps on her man in front of him, a too skinny celeb lady, and a supporter of pussy murder. 1) "Which celebrity couple of the moment are actually nothing more than vague acquaintances? The supposedly loved-up duo have only ever met each other in front of the cameras" [Mirror] 2) "So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though." [CDaN] 3) "This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight - but the celeb nixed it." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which male celebrity is siding with the NY cat kicker? When he heard about the volatile boyfriend who murdered his girlfriend’s cat, he replied “F*** the cat. If it bit me, I would have killed it too.” It’s hard to imagine words like this pouring out of his mouth, as his public persona is one of being a really nice guy." [BlindGossip]