Chevy: 'Show Us Your Tits'

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Hamilton Nolan

10/02/08 04:09PM

Filed to: Chevy

Chevy's new promotion on college campuses: "giving free rides to students who will be filmed via the interior 'Cab Cam.'" Then all the videos go on the web, and the one that gets the most views wins you a new Chevy. In other words, "HEY GURL FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEAT AND WE GET A CAR." [via Adrants]

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TheHonJudgeSmails Hamilton Nolan 10/02/08 04:12PM

Anyone here work for Bangbros? Maybe we could work something out together.

Mount_Prion TheHonJudgeSmails 10/02/08 04:17PM

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Think Chevy makes their van?

francisx Mount_Prion 10/02/08 04:46PM

@Mount_Prion: Nah, probably a Ford - Built Tough!

smitros001 Hamilton Nolan 10/02/08 04:30PM

And when did Chevy merge with American Apparel?

bigleggedwoman smitros001 10/02/08 04:32PM

@Smitros: Really. This is really quite a departure from the old "Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie & Chevrolet" isn't it?

smitros001 bigleggedwoman 10/02/08 04:34PM

@bigleggedwoman:

Though it may be an unfortunate variation on "Like a Rock".

JB bigleggedwoman 10/02/08 04:46PM

@bigleggedwoman: Not really. Neckin' in the backseat is classic, and classy.

bigleggedwoman JB 10/02/08 06:01PM

@CaptainFantastic: Don't I know it! Oh, I've said too much.

Larry Fine Hamilton Nolan 10/02/08 04:17PM

Let's just put it this way: Some of these girls are goung to get fucked in a very uncomfortable place.

Whadda you mean? Like in the back of an Impala?

Aaron Altman Larry Fine 10/02/08 04:21PM

@sarahpalinsbaby: On the back of an impala would really hurt. Especially if the impala starts running. :-)

Larry Fine Aaron Altman 10/02/08 04:29PM

@Aaron Altman: Quit picking on Sarah Jessica Parker all the time! She has feelings too you know.

Multiphasic Aaron Altman 10/02/08 04:49PM

@Aaron Altman: Still better than on the front of the impala. Tetanus shots up to date?

smitros001 Hamilton Nolan 10/02/08 04:19PM

I guess a car is better than Mardi Gras beads or meeting Joe Francis.

Larry Fine smitros001 10/02/08 04:22PM

@Smitros: But certainly not better than both at the same time? Right?

smitros001 Larry Fine 10/02/08 04:26PM

@sarahpalinsbaby:

That could constitute cruel and unusual punishment, especially the latter.

Larry Fine smitros001 10/02/08 04:34PM

@Smitros: I'm not sure but I know that the Chevy Aveo is a cruel punishment to whomever drives one.