After a lull in Bruno sightings that felt like an unfabulous forever, Universal's $42-million dollar man leapt back onto the publicity hamster wheel Thursday with an appearance at Fashion Week in Milan. From the looks of the accompanying news video, things probably could have gone better with the police (have you ever spent the night in a squalid, rapey Italian jail?), but from the looks of the wire photos snapped before security shot out the lights, Sacha Baron Cohen's trailblazing German model clearly outmatched any of the dingy frocks in Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's spring collection. All the evidence is after the jump. And for the last time, Associated Press: Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male is the title we made up. Or half of it, anyway. You're welcome!

[Photo credit: AP]