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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just got married and they're currently on what they're calling their "pre-honeymoon" in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Of course, that also happens to be prime swine flu territory at the moment, which is why they explained to Ryan Seacrest this morning that they're "wearing face masks" everywhere they go. "We're in isolation, we're in full hiding," said Pratt. If they're wearing facemasks and yet they're also in total isolation, does that mean they're just sitting around in their hotel suite with a thin layer of gauze covering their mouths? And is there any way to ensure that the masks remain there, like, permanently? You see, this swine flu may not be half as bad as you thought! [People via Daily Intel]