From yesterday's items, you guys are mostly still just joking around, though a couple of you thought that the "musical family man" with a kinky sex secret might be a Broadway musical man, so you guessed Matthew Broderick (who was, I believe, in The Music Man) and Taye Diggs. I can digg it. Today we have a celebrity afraid of asses, a drunken Academy award winner, an actor with a gay gangbang secret, and an author who maybe didn't write their last two books. 1) "Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction." [Mirror] 2) "Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly." [CDaN] 3) "Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as 'Two Tricks', and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet." [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 4) "Which trendy novelist's last two books are rumoured to have been ghost-written?" [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 5) "Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that she's sober and moving forward, he's looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope she's smarter this time around." [BlindGossip]