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Does drunkenness increase men's propensity to hit on underage girls? That was the sordidly significant question posed by a couple of research psychologists, whose mothers must be so proud. The study set out to discover, using digitally manipulated photos of female faces, whether beer goggles made young girls seem more attractive, and the good news is that no, they didn't particularly. The bad news? 15-year-olds were deemed more appealing than 19-year-olds regardless of whether participants were drunk or sober. As women everywhere sigh with resignation, the multi-billion dollar wrinkle cream industry cackles and bumps up its prices. [Time]