What a day! First, Eric S. Schmidt, Ph.D., has a webpage that looks like it was made with GeoCities from 1997 — and to top it off he's also using Yahoo Mail. Hey, Jerry Yang, screw that "Wear Purple" boondoggle and just hire our featured commenter, eknirb, who already has an effective ad campaign in mind:

Wait. Doesn't Yahoo delete an account if it doesn't get used for a certain period of time? So this means his account his still active? Google CEO uses Yahoo Mail. Boy, if I'm Yahoo's creative department; I've had a full-page banner ad just HANDED to me. No work needed! Ad should read: "I use the web's best email" — E. Schmidt, CEO, Google.