There's Always Malawi
That $40 million townhouse that Madonna is buying? The Observer dialed up a few brokers to get their thoughts on the deal, and no one had anything good to say, describing the property as "horribly located and atrociously overpriced." "It's one of the worst blocks in creation," said one. (The block is 81st Street between Lexington and Third.) "It might as well be on the moon in terms of a great townhouse location." [NYO, previously]