Michael Bloomberg, Devoted Journal Subscriber
"I don't know how to break this to you," Michael Bloomberg told CNN's Wolf Blitzer yesterday, "but people that go out and murder people don't read The Wall Street Journal." Needless to say, that isn't true. Plenty of people who worked in finance (and read the paper daily) have been convicted of murder. But we couldn't think of a better tag line for a future Wall Street Journal ad campaign: