Births, Deaths, and Marriages is a column about what's happening to persons of interest in Gawker society. Send us your tips about hookups, breakdowns, rehabs, and birthdays—everything else that completes the circle of media-life. (Do you know anyone who's splitting up, or perhaps with child out of wedlock? Send us your tips!) Today's roundup: Michael Lohan, Lydia Hearst, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein—plus the pianomaker, the chocolate-maker, and the winemaker.Deaths:


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Marriages: Michael Lohan—Lindsay's hapless, in-and-out of prison, Jesus-talking Long Island Dad, has finally confirmed his engagement to wed Erin Muller. We will congratulate him on finding a suitable and mature mate—she's 11 whole years older than his daughter! [Star]

Birthdays: Lydia Hearst—publishing heiress, model, and noted journalist (if a column in Page Six Magazine counts), turns 24 today. [Cityfile]

Lloyd Blankfein, Goldman Sachs CEO is 54. "I never thought I'd be a mid-life crisis guy but I'm just really, super depressed about this one." Given the state of finance this week, we're pretty angry and depressed too, Lloyd. [Dealbreaker]