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Did you read that story in the Post over the weekend about unemployed Wall Street women who have resorted to stripping to pay the bills? The piece focused on Randi Newton, a former investment banking analyst who says she turned to pole work after getting laid off by Morgan Stanley. But while it was a hopeful story that there is life after Wall Street—she says she took the job at Rick's Cabaret days after getting canned, now earns $160,000 a year "on tips alone," and that the club is "better run" than the bank—it now turns out that much of what she said may not be true. Newton has been an actress since 2001 and is currently busy promoting a book called Wall Street Stripper. Your kinky fantasies about the girl sitting in the cube next to you—crushed! [Dealbreaker]