"Rico! Go 'Round Back In Case He Runs For It. Youngblood! You're With Me. I Need Him Alive Boys!"

[Actress Lindsay Lohan calling the police about a paparazzo with whom she'd had "an altercation," in New York last night; image via INF] finwar's new line beats the original, "No Sam, I'm Totally Serious. I Just Saw Her. My Mom, Flying By, On a Broom."