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We're going to take a leap here and say that the wedding registry listed in Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone's names is not, in fact, the real deal. Because while we're sure that both men do their fair share of shopping at JCPenney, we really don't see either of them being too interested in a $14.99 deviled egg plate or a set of cheap towels in coral. (Nor do we imagine they'd be so gauche as to schedule their wedding on Christmas Day.) But we could be wrong, in which case we hope they make the most out of the faux leather massage chair headed their way. [JCPenney]