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Eternally shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey has never been afraid of showing a little skin, but the lengths he goes to in his new film may make even his hard-to-shock mother blush. According to a review in San Diego City Beat, McConaughey's new stoner opus Surfer, Dude (opening in select locations this Friday? Who knew!) reveals more of the actor than most non-Apatow male stars are used to baring:

There’s no shortage of bare breasts, and McConaughey takes a potshot at himself with a naked didjeridoo session. Though the lighting is low, McConaughey’s junk is on display to guarantee healthy DVD sales.

Could the move, if true, make McConaughey one of the few A-list men to break the full-frontal barrier on screen? Or did the City Beat critic see junk where no junk was, addled by the cinematic contact high implicit in a film starring McConaughey, Woody Harrelson, and Willie Nelson? No matter: suddenly McConaughey's "Baby Longhorn" has suddenly taken on an entirely new meaning. Julianna Margulies, two can play at this game.