Britney Spears drank at 13, lost her virginity at 14 and started taking drugs at 15, her mom said in a tell-all memoir. By 16 the singer was caught with cocaine and pot on a private jet, and mom was feeling guilty about letting her sleep with Justin Timberlake and make "raunchy" music videos. But releasing a tell-all memoir about Spears six months after Spears's latest trip the psychiatric ward? No regrets! [Sun]
Meanwhile, it turns out Spears is going to perform at the MTV Video Music Awards, contrary to prior reports. [Daily Star]
Anderson Cooper pays just $15 for a barber shop haircut. The CNN anchor's adorability is so low maintenance! [P6]
Oprah will maybe appear on 30 Rock. [ET]
David Spade impregnated a Playboy Playmate during a fling and will "accept responsibility" for his new daughter. He'll even go visit, just as soon as he can take a break from shooting his movie. So sweet! [People]
Paris Hilton collaborated with Tom Petty's daughter on a so-called documentary about her life and is curtailing film festival showings, because apparently this will allow her to harvest more money off the film. [P6]
Sex addict David Duchovny used to hit on extras and went into treatment because his wife gave him an ultimatum. [R&M]
Fellow American Idol judges Paula Abdul and Kara DioGuardi have supposedly made up. [P6]
