Your real dad isn't in today (he promised he'd be back soon and also pay back the money he took from your sock drawer), so it's up to me, your slatternly stepmom, to fill in the blanks of today's blind items. After you bring me my cigarettes and get your goddamn dog to stop barking, I'll give you the list of today's blind items, and maybe who we can figure out who The Hill's drug dealer is, who's a porn "extra," and who tries and fails to hit on college spring-breakers.1.) "Which fallen TV host and one-time pin-up is so desperate for work, he's resorted to becoming an 'extra' in the porn world? The poor lad is terrified someone will recognise him..." [Mirror] 2.) "Which newly single TV personality tried out his sonorous baritone on young co-eds while vacationing in Mexico? 'He was bouncing between college girls like a pinball,' says our spy. 'His son was there, and it was embarrassing to watch.' Even worse, we hear there were no takers." [Daily News] 3.) "Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her." [CDaN]