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How do you know when a socialite's marriage is falling apart? They stop going to parties so they stay home and bury their beautiful faces in giant containers of ice cream. Following up on the news that Tinsley Mortimer is now separated from her husband Topper, the Observer notes that the Tinz has made few party appearances in recent months, a stark contrast from happier times when Tinsley could be counted on to turn up at events several nights a week. As for Topper, he's reportedly shed 15 pounds and has "an added bounce in his step," in case you were wondering. [NYO]