So you've had like three months to pick out a nice gift (at Rigged or whatever) for Ellen DeGeneres and her very hot fiancée Portia De Rossi, and if you haven't bought anything yet HURRY UP because the big day is apparently this weekend. DeGeneres was charmingly awkward about the whole thing, per usual: "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy. My gardener is now invited." But it's a "small, intimate ceremony" nevertheless. Of course this means that September is now open for Lindsay and Samantha, who can bolster their relationship, civil rights and celebrity buzz all in one fell swoop. Gay weddings are sort of magical that way. [Us]