Hey it's grim and rainy out right now and I'm out of stories and dumb photos and my idea for an open discussion post kind of fell apart as I was writing it, so why don't I mostly-arbitrarily reward one of you commenters and punish another? One of you said something really funny and true and another of you totally missed the point of a post and, at the same time, completely proved its thesis. So take a click after the jump to get your reward/drubbing.

So there you have it. You can berate or celebrate each other in the comments below.