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Ignore all the talk of layoffs and focus on the positive: According to "biorhythm researchers" and condom manufacturers, more people are having sex right now than at any other point in the year. It may be due to the cold weather, or it may have something to do with the tendency to get a little wild during the holidays before New Year resolutions (like, say, not having risky sex with strangers) kick in. Whatever it is, enjoy yourself before the Internet or too much recession talk gets in the way! [AMNY]