A corrections officer working as a bouncer has died after being senselessly assaulted by a patron at the microbrewery Southampton Publick House. Apparently Andrew Reister, 40, asked Anthony Oddone, 25, to step off a table during Ladies' Night, and Oddone—a college golfer and caddie—attacked him, putting Reister in a coma. Southampton hasn't had a murder in 20 years, but this isn't quite as sensational as the murder of millionaire Ted Ammon (who was murdered by his wife's lover), which was turned into a movie. So while it's geographically a Hamptons murder, it lacks the social status and tawdry spouse-cheating aspects that would make it the next Murder In the Hamptons. [Hamptons.com]