We're not sure what kind of tomes dominated your college experience, but for us, one of our faves had to have been Gabriel García Márquez's One Hundred Years Of Solitude. While it would be undeniably awesome to be a trustfunder who could spend 100 years ruminating humankind's inescapable potential and reality, we have bills to pay. Which, unfortunately, means we're gonna have to settle for spending this weekend enjoying a measly two days of solitude. So break out your finest bottle box of Franzia, smoke 'em (if you got 'em) and kick back for a refreshing 132 seconds of pre-weekend solitude as you take in this weekend's To Do's (brought to you, as always, by our own manic pixie dream girl Molly McAleer). Have a great weekend!FRIDAY, AUGUST 8 · Eddie Izzard at The Kodak. · Refried Fridays at the Hollywood Improv. · Art Under the Stars in Baldwin Park. SATURDAY, AUGUST 9 · Love Festival at LA Memorial Coliseum. · Henry Coombes at the Hammer Museum. · The Grown Up Noise at The Mint. SUNDAY, AUGUST 10 · Funkmaster Flex Car Show at Anaheim Convention Center. · Swinging Sundays at The Derby. · Taylor Dayne at the Starlight Bowl.